Tuesday, 7 May 2013

A sarcastic reply to Azran Osman-Rani @azranosmanrani

Dear Comrade Azran,

As a fellow self-hating Malay, let me officially welcome you to the Self-Hating Malay Club (SHMC). At SHMC, our motto is 'To curb free-speech/expression for Malays'. Our goal is to intimidate the Malays and make them feel insecure, inferior and guilty. SHMC members are recruited on an invitation basis. Since you have shown such tremendous pompousness in your twitter, we feel that you deserve to join our illustrious club.

Comrade,

In regards to your twitter jab at Utusan Malaysia, you are absolutely correct. How dare this paper voice up what majority of the Malays are currently thinking?! That is so blasphemous! A newspaper should only report what is known as politically correct. This means feel free to write anything desparaging and degrading remarks to Malays but never write any criticism of the Chinese. So what if vernacular newspapers have been writing more racist and sensitive content for the past 5 years? We self-hating Malays only understand English and Malays.Therefore we can forgive the Chinese because they have suffered much.

I suggest that you get in touch with our comrades from Anti Defamation League (ADL) and learn from them how they discriminate and bully Muslim in a very sophisticated manner. Comrade Tian Chua should be able to give you the contact number.


Comrade,

The Chinese have been living in a hell for almost 60 years. They have been discriminated and tortured by the Malays. The Malays have never done anything for the Chinese! Don't be fool by the nice act of Malays buying from Chinese owned shop and supermarkets although there are Malays shop nearby - Malays are conniving. Also, don't listen to those people who say 90% of Top 10 richest person in Malaysia are Chinese! That is a lie! Those people are not Chinese! They are Malays who have done plastic surgery to look like a Chinese ! It is BN conspiracy!!! The Chinese can never make a living in this country because it is so terrible.

Comrade,

We at SHMC should do what the Chinese does - Buy Malays Last! Just look at the average income of Chinese for goodness sake - they have suffered so much comrade! At SHMC, we want to make sure that no Malays should ever question the Chinese ever again! If any Malays ever dare to question the Chinese motif, we at SHMC will report it to the corrupt PDRM.

Comrade,

I am happy that your company share similar corporate colour with our comrade in Penang (i.e. DAP). It is unfortunate that you did not speak out before GE13, otherwise we can inform comrade Kit Siang and comrade Guan Eng about you. You could have been Yang Berhormat by now instead of working for that capitalist boss of yours!

Comrade,

From time to time, people may ask you why you become a self-hating Malay. At SHMC, our standard mantra is - Blame BN! If you wear the wrong pants to work - Blame BN! If your son grows up becoming an ungrateful son - Blame BN.  If it is raining today - Blame BN. Basically comrade, Blame BN for everything. Get it?

Comrade,

Please tell the gullible Malays the truth.

a) You have never received any help from the Evil Darth Vader cum Saruman government which is BN. Tell them that you manage to study at Stanford because of the magical money tree behind your parents house.

b) Tell them that you became Senior Vice President (Policy & Development) at the corrupted BN owned KLSE because you are super duper Einstein-like mind, not because a Malay (former KLSE Chairman) gave you a chance.

c) You did not joined ASTRO - a company owned by Mahathir crony. Instead, Utusan Malaysia had cloned you and put your clone there.

Comrade,

As a conclusion, please tweet more self-hating statements in the future. We at SHMC welcome your tweets. Don't worry about the PDRM. They will not arrest people who criticize and make disparaging remarks against Malays, they will only catch you if you make such remarks to Chinese.

Personally, I will promote your company, Malindo Air, to my whole family and friends. We at SHMC will start boycotting Air Asia because Comrade Ambiga told us Air Asia flew Banglas into the country for GE13.


Your Comrade-In-Arms,

Fatimah Zuhri

58 comments:

  1. Nicely written.I will not fly air asia again. Its now malindo air. Azran your parents must be rich to send u to stanford

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    1. I will not boycott AirAsia. At the end of the day money in the pockets that counts. Unfortunately, mney in my pocket doesnt come from the clowns who support 1Malaysia.

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  2. Tepat sekali. Saya akan sebarkan "boikot air asia - every one can go and fly kites"

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  3. Yes! Blame BN.and let's boycott the Malays. They're racists.

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    1. I think Marina was also being sarcastic!

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    2. It is the ultra itellectual malays yang lupa dataran. They forget the sentiments which is also necessary. Both intellect and sentiment has to be balanced. AOR will get his comeuppance. Cepat or lambat. Hidup melayu. Now we empower the malay businesses and make us a race to be reckoned with.

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  4. Kihkihkih.... I didn't pass my exam because of Umno/BN conspiracy.

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    1. dont blame BN /UMNO .yOU STUPID that why you failed

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    2. mahadi....you are missing an apostrophe, plus it should be "You are stupid, that is why you failed"....hope this helps...and welcome....

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    3. i'm very sure he's also practising sarcasm...

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    4. Surrhead..'are' is not an apostrophe.It is a 'verb to be'.Of course, you didn't know that because it's part of BN govt's plan to make all Malays inferior and linguistically-challenged in foreign language,English in particular.
      Well..I'd really like to practice racism,but I have yet to decide which side of me is dominant..Chinese or English(mom's side).And,oh..my dad is a Malay.
      I am NOT being SARCASTIC.

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    5. anna....my apostrophe was focused mahadi's "dont"....and i am glad that we agree that our education system sucks badly, it needs revamping......and my dear, please discard the idea to practice racism, it's not healthy....Cheers...

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  5. For the love of Allah..I think Comrade Azran is going to have nightmares after reading your piece.
    Im having a blast reading it.
    Thanks Fatimah Zuhri

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  6. Comrade Azran should also blame BN for being born a Malay, and blame BN for being given a Malay name....

    On a more serious note, there are plenty of Azlan Osman-Ranis still around, unfortunately - Malays who do not read enough about their roots to appreciate the contributions and sacrifices of our forefathers, and therefore apologetic at the slightest criticism of Malays by people who are just as ignorant.....

    Anyway, sejak bila pulak nama orang Melayu dieja dengan sempang di tengah, ataupun mungkin, dia rasa perlu diwujudkan nama keluarga ('surname') untuk pastikan keturunan dia mesti dikekalkan ala Barat....? Atau dia tak baca ke bagaimana mulanya surname dalam budaya Barat...? Alahai Melayu yang tak sedar diri dia tu dapat nikmat hidup di Malaysia sebab dia orang Melayu...

    Anti-SHMC

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    1. I would like to help this blogger to let the blog readers know that the above comment which was from Assoc. Prof. Dr. Fatimah Kari was actually deleted by herself.

      I know who was the one who deleted the comment from the sentence above which is "This comment has been removed by the author." because I have studied & tested all about Blogger.

      According to Blogger, the "author" meant in the comment section is the one who writes the comment (you). So, it means you deleted your own comment, not the blogger (=blog administrator).

      If the sentence is:
      "This comment has been removed by a blog administrator."
      it means that the blogger/blog administrator was the one who deleted the comment.


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  8. He just wants to say that being a Melayu has got nothing to do with his success - he'd be successful even if there is no NEP or whatever (oh look, a hyphen!!) Even though both his parents were PhD holders, let's face it, if it was not for the NEP, they'd never get their PhD's!! Hey, if not for the NEP, I'd never get my stupid engineering degree, get a decent job, have a decent pay, bring home a few bucks every month to raise a family etc. etc. etc. I'm not going to apologise for that.

    Ada Melayu macam dia, saya dah personally jumpa dua, tiga dah. Malu, konon-konon biasiswa yang dia dapat tu, kalau bukan Dasar Ekonomi Baru pun, dia dapat jugak. Tak perlu DEB tu. Mengaku ajelah, kalau dalam borang dulu tak ade ruang "Bangsa - Melayu" tak kan dapat biasiswa.

    I might not be a hot shot airline executive (who thinks they are good when eveything was a sweetheart deal through and through) with an unconfessing name but aku Anak Melayu, Aku Anak Malaysia. Terima kasih pemimpin-pemimpin Melayu.

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    1. Biasanya orang low IQ mmg akan reply camni sbb mereka takkan dapat relate antara cause and effect, ce gi test your IQ.. mesti tak lebih 130..

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    2. Betul tu. Kadang2 kita terasa tak guna Kerajaan tolong orang Melayu. Ramai yang, apabila sudah berkelulusan tinggi, berjaya dalam kerjaya, jadi orang kaya, mereka membantah, mereka kutok Kerajaan... umpama melepaskan anjing tersepit... just doesn't make any sense..

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  9. Malaysia has a bunches of ultra malays.....and a PM promoting 1Malaysia......what's gonna happen to Malaysia with all these confused lots??
    Clearly states why azran is banging utusex...

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  10. U guys are a bunch of stupid fucks. Azran was not commenting on race, or which particular race. He was commenting on racism and injustice regardless chinese or malay. Dumb fucks still living in trees!

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    1. miss fatimah zuri, pls invite this wwalabi to join shmc. this guy will fit nicely as the club member plus he can really swear at people..

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  11. Wonder why Prof Fatimah Kari's comments were deleted? I thought we live in a country where freedom of speech is god. Sheeeesh....!

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    1. Hi. I would like to correct your misunderstanding towards this page blogger/administrator.

      If you're a Blogger blogger, you should know that Blogger has 2 situations of what will happen after you deleted the comment.

      First, if you (the commentator) have deleted your own comment, the Blogger automatically leaves this sentence:

      "This comment has been removed by the author."

      - This is because the "author" above means the "commentator" (you) who deleted your own comment.

      Second, if the blog administrator (or blogger of this page) has deleted the comment, Blogger automatically leaves this sentence:

      "This comment has been removed by a blog administrator."

      - FYI, "blog administrator" means the page or the blog blogger.

      In conclusion, you (MG Osman) had slandered (memfitnah) this page blogger because Prof Fatimah Kari was the one who deleted her own comment. She deleted her own comment maybe because she changed her mind.

      I believe that you should get an apology from the page/blog administrator (blogger).

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  12. azran melayu tak sedar diri, kalau tak kerana DEB kamu itu tak kemana. Baru senang sikit dah lupa daratan. Boikot AirAsia.Orang belajar pakai duit sendiri masih mempunyai jati diri.

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    1. Salmah suka bantuan melalui dasar DEB, sebab daya intelek dia kurang dan dia tahu tak mungkin dia bersaing atau maju dalam hidup tanpa penindasan ke atas warga berbangsa lain di Malaysia....malahan dia bangga ada paper recognition....have i got this right???

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    3. Komen ini saya sendiri hapus sebab sebenarnya saya nak beri komen ini kat komen Surrhead yang bertarikh 16 May 2013 23:48.

      Jadi, komen ini telah saya taip semula di bawah komen Surrhead yang bertarikh 16 May 2013 23:48.

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  13. I'm not sure why Prof Fatimah Kari's comments were deleted, so I'm gonna paste it back here:

    Posted by Assoc. Prof. Dr.Fatimah Kari to @fzuhri at 13 May 2013 14:40

    " Mak Bapak si manat ini dapat PhD musim DEB Dan UMNO kuat. Ini nak salahkan BN jugak? Dapat lesen Air Asia zaman UMNO kuat. Salahkan BN jugak? "

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    1. "Melayu Mudah Lupa" and the new one "Melayu Mudah Percaya Semua Anti-BN 'Revelations' on Facebook"..

      PS - had to use a hyphen there..

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  14. Fatimah Zuhrj,truly great artical.Please keep going.Kalau ada ramai melayu macam you,kita tak perlu SHMC.Memang ramai melayu tak sedar diri........terkinja-kinja kibar bendera Roket.Malulah!Hidup pegang bendela mati pun pegang bendela!

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  15. Suka sgt tulisan awak...selain mamat poyo ni tujukan juga buat semua melayu yg sdg lupa diri....

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  16. I called this group of people as Neo Self -Hating Malay Entity as Noshame.

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    1. Just had to use a hyphen there now eh? Haha, this entry and the whole comment thread really cheers me up on a wet Friday morning.

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  17. I salute you dear Fatimah. You have strong points. Indeed it remind me. Thank you.

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    1. Anuar....this talk initiated when Azran commented utusex on their recent headline...Apa lagi cina mau?? And fatimah, being associated with utusex, has managed to pull wool over certain malaysian eyes, by giving this a nationalist patriotic look....how feeble minded some Malaysians are?? Please keep on reading Utusex...IT IS the highly sued newspaper of the year...And do you know why you can't think outside the box, cos DEB does that, and it works well on the feeble minds

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    2. Shame on you, Surrhead. You only know the word "sex" all the time. How about Chinese newspapers with racist writings/articles? Would you defend them of being racist to Malays and other Bumiputras?

      It's now the right time to sue all Chinese newspapers with racist words/articles. BTW, asking what's more Chinese wants (Apa lagi Cina mahu?) does not mean anything racist at all. It's just a question to know what are the community wants after all things given to them.

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    3. Shah...apologize on ending with sex on Utusex...i mean utusan...it just that utusen has always asoociated itself with sex headlines, and my idea comes from there...BTW, i don't read chinese papers, so i would not know that is being published....

      Just wanted to add that "Apa lagi warga cina perlu?" would have been more subtle and approaching, since the notion was to inquire, as you claim. We, Malaysians are said to be one of the best when it comes to hospitality, we should learn to practice it among our ourselves, may it be in manner or words.

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  19. Teruskan berjuang Fatimah Zuhri.

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  20. Interesting reading, well 'said', now everyone can avoid...

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  21. Absolutely brilliant Ms Fatimah Zuhri! Was only just introduced to your blog recently and this article just blew me away....its the best reply possible for the utterly ungrateful Azran! Why are some Malays so hell bent on bending over backwards to show how "liberal" and "open-minded" they are to all the other races, but in doing so are happy to highlight their prejudices to their own race?

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    1. perhaps to be deemed "sophisticated, people of the world" to their fellow urbanites "who have made it". i've been meeting an increasing number of this "specie" of late - some are even as old as i am [in the 50s]...many of whom are the recipients of the DEB. who, if it were left to our parents' devices [way back in the 70s], would never have step foot outside malaysia. some of whom don't even pay their income tax dues. i'm SO very tempted to tell them to go jump into a deep, dry lake...

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    2. Taufik....Azran was against utusex (i just prefer calling it this, my bad) and it's editorial stands...how did you decipher this as an attack against fellow Malays?? i am trying to understand how do people of your mind see and decode issues....let me tell you something, race discrimination will always be there, AND the world DOES NOT need a newspaper or tabloid to run racial rants...i hope you get my noble thought....it's always not about being a muslim, but by living a muslim....pls talk to a wiser person, rather than taking all in....

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    3. This SoordickHead guy must be another member of SHMC. or maybe another DAP cyber troopers planted to sound like educated so called non racist Malay.

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    4. Spencer, i would appreciate if you could highlight my mistakes, which i would gladly rectify. If you are not up to that, than you are just another wasted sperm. You dad should have just wanked you down the drain.
      Just to curb your curiosity, i am not SHMC or dap cytroop. I am just another Malaysian, trying to make the world a better place to live. You will understand this once you get older, boy...

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  22. Haiyo, some people want to project themselves to be defender of apek and nyonya. But we never see (correct me please) an apek or nyonya except from time to time Prof Khoo Kay Kim and Ridhuwan Tee, defend the Malays. Why in the first place he made the statement ? Maybe Azran wants to be the champion of the Chinese because he believes that one day this country will fall into the Chinese so he just want to prepare for his "anak cucu" so that they will be on good book when the time come. What he does not realize is that not all people understand the concept of "kenang budi". If the Chinese is not racist, why they insist on vernacular type school. They can give excuse the national school system has lower quality. Very reasonable excuse after all who wants inferior education for their kids. But when Tun Mahathir and MoE introduced concept of Sekolah Wawasan they also refused. And then they refuse d to the idea of putting Malay teachers at SRJK (C). These refusals indicate that they don't want their kids to have any exposure toward or social interactions with Malays and other races except on cases when it is unavoidable. Exactly what had been done by the apartheids in South Africa, by the Americans during the segregation, and the Nazis during third Reichs. Easy to indoctrinate their children with ethnocentric supremacy idea. While we don't want to do injustice and cruel towards others, we must also be cautious so that others will not those to us. Come on, having 1st class American education does not mean that we must show off our liberal mind every time similar issues pop up, be selective when you talk.
    Ingat mati nanti tuhan tak tanya ka apa yang ko buat dengan duit, pangkat dan kepandaian yang diberi. Nak jawab aku guna untuk perlemah bangsa aku ka ?

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    1. Good points. Glad to know that there are those who care to speak up and debunk some of the issues raised by the Chinese..

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    2. Talking about our education system, is it possible to remove the QUOTA SYSTEM and create more seats, so that all who has done well is always guaranteed a better future in Malaysia? It's quite sad to see students with good grades being denied places in IPTs, just because we have a QUOTA SYSTEM in place.Just a noble thought....

      Tak perlu risau pasal mati, kalau niat dan perbuatan kau dah kebiasaannya baik. Tapi pada pandangan saya, kalau kebaikkan ditumpukan untuk satu bangsa sahaja, itu dah tak baik.

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    3. Risau pasal mati tu perlu ada pada setiap diri org Islam. Nabi s.a.w. dan para sahabat sentiasa risau pasal mati, walaupun mereka telah berjiahd dan berkorban harta dan nyawa. Risau pasal mati yang akan menyebabkan kita lebih hati-hati dalam kata dan perbuatan kita. Itu saranan rasulullah dan sahabat. Walaupun kita tidak dibenarkan sekali kali menindas makhluk lain manusia atau haiwan, kafir atau Islam, kita juga disuruh hati hati dengan tindak tanduk orang kafir dan munafik. Allah dah nyatakan orang-orang kafir itu tidak akan sekali-kali redha dengan orang Islam sampai kita mengikut cara hidup mereka. Jadi hati-hatilah ya.

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  23. Fantastic article. I truly enjoyed reading the article tremendously. It should be read by all the Melayus yang tak sedar diri. Please continue writing...

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    1. my friend, this is not an article....This is just jeering at Azran, trying to be hero by making fun of others...BTW, i enjoyed reading it too...it's funny in a way...Please try to keep racial rants at face value, don't absorb wholly....it's not healthy...

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  24. Mrk kata mrk tak terima bantuan dan berusaha atas diri sendiri. Tu..kerajaan bagi subsidi minyak petrol/diesel,beras, tepung, sekarang anak anak termasuk anak dia orang pun dpt guna buku teks sama seperti anak melayu...peluang kerja kat gomen pun diberi seluasnya.apa lgi yg nak. Adapun hak istimewa melayu/Islam tu pun dah termaktub dlm perlembagaan dan menjadi syarat penerimaan moyang mrk sebagai rakyat Tanah Melayu tanpa ada usul periksa samada mrk tu berdarah penyamun, penyangak, kongsi gelap.Saudar semua perasan tak tiap kali hari raya nak tiba harga barangan naik. tp kalau tahun baru tiba takde pulak nrg naik malah makin murah..stok semua cukup. Pelik kan...tapi ada org melayu lupa pada kekurangan bangsa sendiri. Betul kata Che Det..mula mudah lupa..bila mula senang. Dia ingat dia berusaha maka dia berjaya seorang tp dia lupa asal usul dia dia dari DEB agenda kerajaan BN yg sering dikutuk. Tiada kerajaan yg benar benar sempurna didunia ini. Tp saya syukur dgn kerajaan yg berpaksi kuasa melayu..kita hidup rukun damai, aman tenteram. Kita jgn menaruh kepala kita utk diperlekeh oleh pemikiran politik, rasis atau apa saja yg boleh mengugat keharmonian negara kita. Kpd bangsaku Melayu...bangunlah kita memajukan diri kita sendiri dan bantulah bangsa kita sendiri. Kita tiada tanah tumpah lain untuk dituju selain alam akhirat. Bersatulah jangan leka..

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    1. Terharu dgn pupukan semangat nasionalisma di pengakhiran komen...DAN terguris juga sebab berlandaskan ras...lebih molek kalau semangat sebegini ditujukan kepada semua rakyat Malaysia dan semestinya, niat pun lebih mulia....hanya pandangan dari sudut agama...

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    2. Pandangan dari sudut Alquran/sains....

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  25. Siapa Melayu di belakang Azran.............CIMB Datuk Nazir, Menteri KJ, Menteri Hishamuddin, PM Najib............semua mau liberal.........bila sudah senang semua jasa Melayu lupa.............

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  26. Azran Osman Rani is a typical pseudo Malay liberal. People like him had no problem taking advantage of benefits accorded by the affirmative action: Scholarship to study overseas, a senior position in a GLC company/ closely-linked crony company etc. But once they have tasted some success, they would turn their back to the affirmative action which assisted to get them where they are now, and claim arrogantly that 'I've done it all by myself without anyone's help, i studied hard, i worked hard bla bla. Screw this racist affirmative action, everyone must be equal bla bla".

    Rhetorical questions: When he was at Stanford, did he criticize some of the colored students (including him) who got into Stanford at the expense of possibly more qualified Caucasian students? Did he complain about the affirmative action as racist back then? No?

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